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A Hazer's Handbook
If you're on a sports team and you're thinking of giving your newcomers a harmless paddle in the rear (or a Coors Light), read on, as I tell you how to avoid the repercussions.
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Blurbs Overheard: The Fourthening
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Skidmore students definitely understand the rules of polo
April Fools Edition
Skidmore students are noticeably riled up about the upcoming Polo match this weekend. The Skidmore News spoke to a few students who were particularly enthusiastic about the sport. Our investigation showed that not only do students have a firm grasp on the concept of the sport, but also have great personal interest in the Skidmore Polo Team...
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Chip the Dog, controversial face of Cookie Crisp Cereal, selected as 2013 commencement speaker
April Fools Edition
Students, professors and parents are outraged over the selection of Chip the Dog, the former face of Cookie Crisp Cereal, as the 2013 Commencement speaker. In a public statement sent out via e-mail on Thursday, members of the administration explained their decision...
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Professor Seyb to go on Sabbatical, fears abound that students will stop checking email
April Fools Edition
"There is a growing concern among the Government Department faculty that government students will stop checking their emails with Professor Seyb on sabbatical," Associate Professor Natalie Taylor revealed.
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Skidmore to offer “Why Creative Thought Matters” class in upcoming semester
April Fools Edition
Skidmore College’s motto “Creative Thought Matters,” or “C.T.M.,” is well known by the student body on campus. Often uttered before committing questionable actions during questionable hours of the weekends, “C.T.M.” has become something of a go-to phrase for students about to engage in “out-of-the-box” activities. Skidmore College has ideas on how to change the meaning of “C.T.M.”
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Failing pizza shop owner locates ideal pizza at Skidmore College
April Fools Edition
Steve Lorenzo, a local New York City pizza shop owner is looking to revamp his failing pizza business named Scoiattolo’s Pizzeria.
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BREAKING: Discovered that Quidditch team not actually capable of magic
Club revealed to be spinning a dangerous web of lies and deceit (April Fools Edition)
A lengthy undercover investigation of Skidmore’s own Quidditch team reveals that the club members are actually physically incapable of performing any truly magical acts. The investigation has been underway for over 3 years, and it was confirmed just a few days ago that the members of the Quidditch team are not in fact wizards and witches, but rather students with an affinity for running with a conventional broom stick between their legs.
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