Your Monthly Horoscope for Spooky Season

Happy October! In honor of both the spookiest month of the year and Mercury going into retrograde, I bring you an astrological look into the upcoming month. After consulting numerous zodiac sources, and with the help of my muse (aka a pumpkin iced coffee from Burgess), I have concocted the following predictions and pieces of advice, sure to tell you all that you will need to make it through to November 1st:

 

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Career success is in the stars for you, whether that be success in a current job, or a future one. Your social battery will be quite drained, so spending nights in or taking yourself on a date will be the key to maintaining composure this month. Towards the end of the month, you will be faced with a decision. The direction you take won’t matter, but it will change how the rest of the year goes for you. Beware of vending machines...don’t worry, just keep an eye out. Important days: 2nd, 13th, 22nd. 

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20): Buy that one piece of clothing you’ve been eyeing. It will give you a new sense of confidence that you will certainly need heading into this month. Take time, if you can, to travel somewhere exciting in Saratoga. Pay attention to hidden paths or nooks and you will find an object there that will bring you luck and joy. Your spiritual side is sensitive this October, so if you see a ghost roaming on your floor, say a quick hello. They’re lonely. Important days: 17th, 25th, 31st.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Spend five minutes gazing into the campus pond like it’s a crystal ball to find a truth. Be careful around people whose names begin with the letter ‘T,’ specifically if they begin with a ‘Tr’. Someone from your past will come back and this reunion might not be what you want but will be what you need. Important days: 12th, 16th, 19th.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): The stars are in your favor this October, especially towards the end of the month. Take a chance on the project you’ve been putting off—it will be worth it! Music will play a major role in a weird occurrence for you this month. Sit outside and you will meet someone interesting who will remain a close friend. Take on the persona of a Victorian writer and compose a letter to a friend, but be careful not to “make the stuffed bird laugh” (you can look that one up). Important days: 1st, 15th, 27th

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Make sure to allot time for local travel this month, as it will bring you on a very memorable journey that will change how you see the world. Rainy days hold a lot of power for you, so when it starts to drizzle, dance! Go apple picking, pumpkin picking, or, honestly, just to the produce section of the grocery store and connect with nature—it will feel great. Important days: 3rd, 10th, 24th.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): It would be beneficial for you to be wise about your financial decisions this month. You will want to spend money whenever you can. Romance is in the air for you this month, so take this opportunity to ask that one person out or spend extra time with your significant other. Birds will be important for you this month; pay special attention if you see many flying near you. Important days: 12th, 29th, 30th.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22): Take a random Buzzfeed quiz and the answer will tell you a hidden secret about yourself—go ahead, try it. This is a creative time for you, so devote some time to writing, painting, acting, or whatever your heart desires. You will have an urge to take control this month, but let someone else plan and you will definitely have an unexpectedly amazing time wherever you go. Important days: 14th, 18th, 20th.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): Secrets will be revealed to you this month and the true colors of someone close to you will begin to show. Your dreams might be rather strange, but embrace it! You never know what hidden messages lie in your subconscious. You’ll get an interesting, yet strangely specific message from someone with a tattoo this month. Important days: 8th, 19th, 23rd.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22): You will receive money this month in an interesting way—keep your eyes peeled for stray bills on the ground. The spooky vibes are heightened for you and Halloween will be a magical night you will never forget. You will meet a beautiful Skidmore dog, be sure to pet it. One morning at D-hall, treat yourself to a gluttonous meal to start your day off on a fantastic foot. Important days: 6th, 11th, 31st.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21): Wear only black one day and walk around campus like you’re a misunderstood vampire. Don’t question it. Tune in to the WSPN station and the song that comes on first will define the month of October for you. You will have a class cancellation one day. Use that day for some well-needed self-care. Important days: 5th, 26th, 28th.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21): Beware of D-Hall…that one person you’ve been avoiding for quite a while will make a surprise appearance, when you least expect it. The number “4” will be important this month, so keep an eye out. You will receive a very significant call around the middle of the month. If you see a ladybug it means that someone is thinking about you. Important days: 7th, 9th, 21st.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): Go out of your way to find good food and it will bring you love. If a squirrel crosses your path, make a wish and it’ll come true. Introduce yourself to someone in an elevator, you will assuredly find an interesting connection between each other. Your language skills are at their peak, so now might be the best time to learn a new language.  Important days: 2nd, 4th, 30th.

This October, no matter your sign, will definitely be a joyful and hauntingly exciting time. Take a moment to breathe in the fall air or stock up on as many apple cider donuts as you can carry. And, if you follow my astrological tips, you’ll be in for an unforgettable and surprising month. This is where we depart, dear reader, but I will leave you with one last piece of advice. Always remember to trust your instinct— you never know where it may take you...